Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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