you traded sex for a burrito?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Randomize
