If that was your dad, he is hot
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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