Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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