your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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