You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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