Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
