Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
