I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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