I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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