its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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