their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
this will be a night to untag.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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