i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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