I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
