Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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