And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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