I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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