who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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