I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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