i just google imaged poop.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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