that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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