You work out of a Hotel?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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