He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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