Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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