Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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