sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
