that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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