You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
did i just pee glitter
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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