I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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