Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I checked into jail on foursquare
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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