We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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