Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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