she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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