If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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