Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
ttyl tear gas
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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