I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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