I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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