I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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