Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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