What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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