How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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