Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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