she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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