so let's talk penis.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
So. Much. Porn.
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