Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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