You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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