I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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