The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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