but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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