no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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