Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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