love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Randomize
