eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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