Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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