I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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