David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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